person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
"Now I am quietly waiting for / the catastrophe of my personality / to seem beautiful again, / and interesting, and modern."
I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half
(via debajodelasestrellas)
you seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal lives so just be nice it’s that simple.
(via staygassy)
I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
Aliens are real and one sucked my dick behind an Arbys
(via cartel)
i crave romance so bad. im such a romantic sucker dude. i just want to be held and touched and kissed and do cute sweet lame things and if that can’t happen at least tell me you miss me and that you wish it could. send me sweet text messages that make me smile and say aww and remind me why i should never want anyone else.
just make me feel fucking wanted.
(via vitalijacolette)